Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Humor. Show all posts

What Is YOUR Secret Lover Name?


Do you have a Secret Lover name?


Its easy to find out. Just take the first initial of your first name 
and select the name associated with the month you were born. 

Put them together and Bingo - You have your Secret Lover Name.

Just a little bit of fun  :-) Pass it on.

Never Mess With Senior Citizens.


A lady decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice luxurious hotel..


When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed

What Is Your Snowman Name?

Merry Christmas
Get into the Christmas spirit and see if you, your family and your good friends have a special Snowman name.

Simply take the first letter of your first name and the month you were born and then use the key above.

Don't forget to leave a comment here or on Facebook :)

Let's have some fun this Christmas

The 10 Commandments of Facebook.


The 10 Commandments of FACEBOOK.

Thou Shalt....

1. Not have a profile photo of your baby scan or your baby that looketh like a potato

2. Not change your profile photo every 15 minutes to yet another selfie taken at the gym or in the toilet!


3. Not end sentences with o'clock or .com

4. Realise no one cares how far thou hast run (unless it was from a bear or tiger)

What's Your Christmas Elf Name?


Discover your Christmas Elf Name.

Get yourself into the Christmas spirit and see if you, your family and your good friends have a special Christmas Elf name.

Simply take the first letter of your first name and the month you were born and then use the key above. Don't forget to leave a comment either here or on Facebook :)

Let's have some fun this Christmas

I Get Better Looking Every Day.


I can't wait until tomorrow...

Because I get better looking every day.

Don't assume it's about you.


Just because I post it on my wall, doesn't mean I'm going through it and it doesn't mean it's being directed at anyone.


Maybe it's just that I like what I read or what I see so I share it on my wall.

Karma always comes around.


Don't waste time on REVENGE.


Those that hurt you will eventually face their own KARMA

Handling Stress.

STRESS.....

In today's modern world it is becoming a bigger factor in
our lives and can actually cause some serious health issues.

I have been in such stressful situations during my life and I have 

I like Rumours...


I Like Rumours. I find out so much about me that I didn't know but what makes me laugh the most are the people who will just believe them, rather than just ask me!

Why Grandchildren are spoilt.


Children are often spoiled because no one will spank Grandma.


Grandmothers are the best.

If you didn't hear it...


If you didn't hear it with your own ears or see it with your own eyes - Don't invent it with your small mind or share it with your big mouth.

Dear karma.

Dear karma....

I have a list of people you missed :-)

Think before you post.

Think once before you act, twice before you speak
and three times before you post on Facebook.



I found your nose again.


HEY, I found your nose.


It was in my business again.

We all have them - those people in our lives who just can't help themselves and need to insert themselves into all aspects of our lives - This could just send a message :-)

Dear Karma...


Dear Karma.


I have a list of people that I think need a visit from you.

Common sense - Not so common.


Common Sense is a flower that doesn't grow in everyone's garden.

Light travels faster than sound.

Light travels faster than sound.
This is why some will appear to be bright until they open their mouth and speak.

Don't Annoy me Christmas week.


Don't annoy me this week, because if you do...

I will give your number to all the kids and tell them
it's Santa's hotline.

Merry Christmas Everyone.

I love the people in my life.


I love the genuine people who are in my life and make my life amazing. I also love those fake people who left my life and made it even more fantastic!
~ by Dave Hedges